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Token ID
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Owner
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Bear Market Buds #6894
Owner:
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Why the fuck am i holding this
Bat
2834%
Where the fuck am i
In a Burning Fucking Building, it's Fine
4807%
What that mouf do
Smirk
4837%
The fucking buds
Dick Cheese
69010%
I look like a douchebag
Maroon Tee
1342%
Better to eye fuck you with
Angry
4917%
WHAT THE FUCK ARE BEAR MARKET BUDS?
A free bud to hold your hand while you cry yourself to sleep at night after spending all your money on shitty jpegs…
YOU REALLY WANT MORE FUCKING INFO?
They’re fucking free NFT’s. If you don’t know what an NFT is don’t fucking get one.
FREE?
SUPPLY?
6969. We’re degens what did you expect?
UTILITY?
FREE SHIT. Literally. 48 hours after mint out all the stupid fucks still holding this NFT can come claim another piece of shit NFT from us for FREE for how ever many buds you hold.
MORE FUCKING UTILITY?
Get us out our mom’s basement and we’ll drop a fucking a coin to free claim if you own 3 buds. Maybe we won’t have to suck Vitalik’s dick to get us out of this bear market after all. Will buds be our ticket out of this fucking hole? Probably not…but we’re pessimistic fucks.
ROADMAP?
The only road we’re on is the road to depression in this fucking market. Ask us again when we’re not broke.