Ginger the magical tree pixie, flew out of the ground on a Monday morning after #cop26 made them realise the humans had got it all wrong. It was time for a mass gathering of those from the underworlds because finally the humans had pushed it too far.
They grabbed their nearest broom and darted into the East London November skies, passed the parakeets and magpies into the tallest canopies of the Tower Hamlet's Cemetery trees. This time they were serious, this time they meant war...