LoopieLooNFTs are 9,663 (phone code for WOOF) dog portraits living their best lives out on the fringes of the Ethereum blockchain. These feral NFTs can't be controlled with any so-called "roadmap," restrained with any "utility," or confined within some boring web2 "website." A Twitter account occasionally reporting their whereabouts is about all they will abide. LoopieLooNFTs are basically a giant pack of badass cattle dogs roamin' the chain, herdin' all the straggler 1/1 varmints they find along the way, just for sport. Each trippy doggo's digital frame adds a touch of class to these wild beasts; they'll stand out as fine, presentable, attractive modern-art additions to degen ETH wallets worldwide. Noble as the pups are, each one of course features not one, not two, but *three* Shakespearean quotes related to dogs. And defiantly setting them apart from anything else in the canine metaverse, each LoopieLooNFT bears a unique name generated from more than 1,000 possible words.