Land Synthesis Device #1349
Owner:
Not Listed
Biome
desert
4577%
Serial Number
1349
10%
Model
LSD-420
6,546100%
Filament
Krypton
1,47523%
Shielding
Classic Braid
77812%
Magik
Necromancy
1,55824%
Frogulation
Green Daze
1,69426%
Charm
Dragonfly
85413%
Nibbler
SOH
5488%
Modem
Code-division multiple access
2354%
Screen
Buckle Up Buttercup
3816%
*Hey, you there!*
Are you constantly disappointed by paper land deeds for boring pixel lands?
Do you want to be one of the cool kids and have your own NFT deed to metaverse land, but don't know where to start?
Have you ever thought to yourself 'I wish I had an enigma machine that reorganized matter to form gateways to other realms for a (metaverse, probably) trip no one will ever believe?'
*Well look no further!*
**The Frogland Computational Toadex** is sustainably sourced from broken down alien technology and repurposed by **REDACTED**, handcrafted to be the multifunctional, multidimensional, multitudinous, multimedia Land Synthesis Device of your dreams!
*Get your LSD today!*
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