Land Synthesis Device #3068
Owner:
Not Listed
Biome
tropical
95915%
Serial Number
3068
10%
Model
LSD-420
6,546100%
Shielding
Lineman Case
3726%
Magik
Enchantment
79412%
Filament
Carbon
5739%
Frogulation
Green Daze
1,69426%
Nibbler
ENQ
5288%
Modem
Amplitude Modulation
5038%
Charm
Mantis
75111%
Screen
Double Double Toil and Trouble
3505%
*Hey, you there!*
Are you constantly disappointed by paper land deeds for boring pixel lands?
Do you want to be one of the cool kids and have your own NFT deed to metaverse land, but don't know where to start?
Have you ever thought to yourself 'I wish I had an enigma machine that reorganized matter to form gateways to other realms for a (metaverse, probably) trip no one will ever believe?'
*Well look no further!*
**The Frogland Computational Toadex** is sustainably sourced from broken down alien technology and repurposed by **REDACTED**, handcrafted to be the multifunctional, multidimensional, multitudinous, multimedia Land Synthesis Device of your dreams!
*Get your LSD today!*
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